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Como seriam os pôsteres dos indicados ao Oscar se falassem a verdade

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O site TheShiznit montou uma série de imagens cheias de humor mudando o nome dos filmes para algo mais ˜real˜. Brincando com fatos que estão em alta como o Oscar de Leonardo DiCaprio que nunca veio (mas que já rendeu vários memes), eles trouxeram ideias para um título que contasse algo mais verdadeiro sobre o filme.

Dá uma olhada na criatividade dos caras. (E cuidado, pode conter spoilers).

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O Regresso (The Revenant)

“O que quer que seja preciso por aquele Oscar.

Ferrado por um Urso:

A história de Leonardo DiCaprio”

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Spotlight: Segredos Revelados (Spotlight)

“Quando há algo de estranho no sacerdócio da sua cidade, quem você irá chamar?

Os Caça-Núncios

Lembra quando a mídia impressa era algo?”

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A Grande Aposta (The Big Shot)

“O ‘Que diabos é isso?’ de Wall Street

Você não vai saber o que raios está rolando

apenas que é bem ruim.”

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A Garota Dinamarquesa (The Danish Girl)

“Não seja enganado, é o cara que ganhou o Oscar por interpretar o Stephen Hawking o ano passado.

Agora ele quer outro Oscar.

Transformer

Redmayne Disfarçado”

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Divertida Mente (Inside Out)

“Você vai rir. Você vai chorar.

Você vai lamentar um doce híbrido de golfinho, gato e elefante de algodão rosa

Todas as emoções”

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Carol (Carol)

“Os Miseráveis.

Mas o figurino é bem mais da hora”

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Mad Max: Estrada da Fúria (Mad Max: Fury Road)

“Mario Kart: Edição Apocalipse.

Uma longa corrida de carro

e é bem louca.”

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Sicario (Sicario)

“Blunt Force Trauma

talvez Trump estivesse certo sobre os mexicanos.”

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Steve Jobs (Steve Jobs)

“O filme bom do Steve Jobs

não o do Ashton Kutcher”

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Perdido em marte (The Martian)

“Outro filme de resgate do Matt Damon.

Na próxima vez ele fica pra trás.”

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Ponte dos Espiões (Bridge Of Spies)

“Filme de espionagem menos as partes de ação.

O Bond foi uma porcaria, mas pelo menos tinha uns acidentes de carro.”

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Joy: O Nome do Sucesso (Joy)

“Um filme de David O. Russel estrelando Jennifer Lawrence, Robert DeNiro e Bradley Copper?

DUH, não é óbvio?”

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Brooklyn (Brooklyn)

“A América dá as boas vindas aos imigrantes brancos.

Ela pode ficar… mas os negros?

Nem tanto.”

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Os Oito Odiados (The Hateful Eight)

“Os Amigos Agradecidos”

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Ex-Machina:Instinto Artificial (Ex-Machina)

“Uma máquina pensante intelectual que pergunta a pergunta final…

Você poderia?

eu aposto que você poderia, não?

Imagine um filme do Exterminador do Futuro, mas realmente bom.”

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